I could use a rapture...

dykefm:

Rudy Eugene, 31, the naked man also known as The Miami Zombie who viciously attacked a 65 year old homeless man on the MacArthur causeway in Miami Saturday. He was caught trying to eat off the other man’s face, police fired one shot into the man after ordering the Rudy to stop. Rudy only gave grunts and growls back. It took 11 more shots to kill Rudy. The victim, whose identity has not been released, is still listed in critical condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital, the Miami Herald reports. The shocking incident occurred near the off-ramp to Biscayne Boulevard on the causeway. Police believe LSD is behind this act of cannibalism.

Other “zombie” related incidents

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat situation: Students and Teachers Decontaminated after breaking out in rash.

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at For Lauderdale International Airport.

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester.

5/23: I-285 re-opens after HazMat incident.

5/23: Man bites cousin’s nose off.

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash.

5/25: HazMat called after kids exposed to pesticide on bus: HazMat and EMS respond to Lake County, FL School.

5/25: Disoriented passenger subdued on flight in Miami.

5/26: Naked man allegedly eating victim’s face, shot and killed by Miami Police.

5/26: Florida Doctor spits blood at Highway Patrolmen after DUI arrest.

5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowes emplyees, resists arrest.

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(Source: leilockheart, via quotesfromnowhere)

Stop it East Coast.

Just stop it. I am not there to fix everything, and I’m trying really hard, but there’s only so much I can do from 3,000 miles away with three hour time difference and taking care of three small children. So just everyone chill the fuck out, and let me figure it out. I got this.

EDIT: That means all of you. you know who you are, and there is more than one of you. just, give me some time this time. I can’t do my instant magic. I love you guys.

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youprobablyhateme:

I’ll try.

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ridiculouslytactless:

Sometimes I really wish I were insane, so that I could live inside the beautiful worlds I imagine in my mind.

(Source: nevver)

unacceptablyyours:

feigenbaumsworld:

Lol. Major gpoy.

ahahahahahahahahaha me.

GPOYGPOYGPOY

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